Crop-circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that corn needs to lay the fuck down
Jeg vet jenter på femten fra Bærum vil kalle det so last year å google seg selv og legge det ut i bloggen, men en god ting kan ikke sies for ofte. Og dette har jeg ikke en gang sagt før!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Erik!
- The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Erik.
- Erik can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak!
- Erik can jump up to sixteen times his own height!
- The international dialling code for Erik is 672!
- Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Erik!
- Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Erik!
- The horns of Erik are made entirely from hair!
- Erik has a memory span of three seconds.
- Erik has three eyelids.
- Erikolatry is the mindless worship of Erik!
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